Monday, May 26, 2014

Golf has turned into a penis measuring contest.

Do you have a friend or someone in your life that when they hear a story or whatnot from you, that they quickly turn the focus of the conversation to themselves. For example I went to this restaurant last night and it was great. Reply from your friend: "That's nothing, my spouse and I went on a trip to the Caribbean and had passionate sex under the moon light and was given complementary dinner that night."

That is what happens when men talk about themselves golfing. They always feel the need to tell you about where theyve played and that ONE shot they made. Nevermind the fact that they couldnt break 100. So you went on a trip, to play a sport that you are not very good at. Dont give me its about the travel and playing other courses and all that crap. The truth is, you woke up that morning, with dreams of shooting the same 85 you shoot at your local muni at Pinehurst No.2. Nope, doesnt translate well. Honestly, I would rather spend that money and go to Europe to escape the game of golf. But ok, so you decided to go, thats good. END OF STORY. You went to Pinehurst, no one cares. You played TPC Sawgrass, still no one cares about what you played or what you shot.

How do you feel when you come back from a vacation, like France, and you tell someone all about it, then they feel the need to say "Well.....you should have gone here. you should have done this. We did this....blah blah blah". Basically saying "i dont care about your vacation. Mine was better because you didnt walk bare foot along the French Alps in your underwear while drinking the wine that we personally made with the same barefeet." ------- YOU!

Its an instinctual thing. We just feel the need to put ourselves up over others because we just cant seem to humble ourselves, even in front of friends. Have you ever INTERNALLY, in your own mind, wanted a friend to fail? Thought so.......

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